- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Katy Perry

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Robin, get in the car, please.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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