Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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