- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Indians

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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