What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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can you touch your toes? no

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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A man was shot. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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