- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

gay pom...

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

swag

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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