If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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