What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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