Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Anti Joke

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