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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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