So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Neither have I

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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