- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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