What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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