Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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like if your cool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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What's just not right? Left

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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