- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

my penis

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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