What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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