- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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