- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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What did the man say to his doctor?

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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