- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

An orphan falls off a cliff.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Golf.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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