Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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kennah campion when she talks

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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YOU

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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pobody's nerfect

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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