If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Bitch

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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So there's this girl who really wanted red socks. She goes to the store, socks are $2. Well, that sucks, she thinks. I only have $1. So she goes home and asks her mom for a buck. Sure, the mom replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my vacuum cleaner. So the girl fixes the vacuum cleaner, mom giver her the buck. The girl goes to the store, but wait. Socks are $3 now. Girl goes home, asks her dad for a buck. Sure, the dad replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my car. Girl fixes car, dad gives het a buck. Girls goes to store.Well damn, the socks are $4 now. She goes home and asks her brother for a buck. Sure, her brother replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my computer. Girl fixes computer, brother giver her a buck. Girl goes to store and FINALLY buys the socks. She comes home. Mother dead. Vacuum cleaner exploded. For 1 month the girl mourns her mom. Finally she can wear her socks. Ah crap, car accident. After 1 month mourning her dad she can finally wear the socks. Well, turns out she can't. Brother dead cause of exploded computer. After yet another month of mourning, she can FINALLY wear her red socks. So she does. Suddenly the doorbell rings. The girl opens the door and there's a polar bear standing in front of her. What did the polar bear say? WELL NOTHING, BECAUSE POLAR BEARS CANNOT TALK!!!

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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