how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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