a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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