- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Double-whammy

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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