Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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