- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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