Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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