What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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WOw you have no life

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Women's rights

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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