- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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