What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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