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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

I'm hungry.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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