- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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