- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

i saw amango it splootered

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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