- Anti Joke

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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