Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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live babies

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Kenny G

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Dallas Cowboys

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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DERP

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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your all shit at jokes

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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