roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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kennah campion... being nice

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Rick Perry.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Well, this is fun.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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The WNBA.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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knock knock go away

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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