Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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