A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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johann grayson being liked

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Rick Perry.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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