How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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