- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a barn

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

I Love Hitler.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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