A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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