Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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...Jack Vale

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1+1= 69

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Myspace

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Black people are innocent.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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