How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Kate

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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