What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

George W. Bush

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Is Carly smart? No.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Global Warming.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Chuck Norris died.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What is a dog? Bark

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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