- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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