Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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1+1= 69

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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