A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Black people are innocent.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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A fish walks into a bar

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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