What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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