Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Ruller

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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live babies

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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I Love Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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