William Raines.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

62

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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