A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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what's black? a lot of things.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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