Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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A joke

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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George W. Bush

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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balls in ya mouf

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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