- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Women's rights

knock knock go away

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

You.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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