Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What's 9 +10 19

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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George W. Bush

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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ekoj

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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