If you just read this, You're dead.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Anti Joke

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