- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

that wall over there ->

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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