When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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