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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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