What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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