Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What's one plus one? two.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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