- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

whats green and lives in the water

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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