- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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