- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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