A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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