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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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