- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What is white and black and red all over.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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