What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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