If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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An anti-joke

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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