- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

And you honored it I see :P

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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