- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Adam Chebali is awesome

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

one stop shop

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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