- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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