- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Blacks

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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