- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

no rasist joks

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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