- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

A black person dies.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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