roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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