- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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