*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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one stop shop

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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