Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Knock, knock. Come in.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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