What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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