A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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