- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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