a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Why didn't he finish his

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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I'm rick james bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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