- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Phew... it's gone.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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