Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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