What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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