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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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