- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

no rasist joks

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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